December 2011
That awkward moment when you're in an adult store...
rawritsjulian:
Even more awkward is when they come up and try to make conversation.
And your like:
Seriously? We’re in an adult store.
Then your like:
Let me browse in peace!
What starts with P and ends in orn? →
theannoyingskwid:
POPCORN!
What starts with D and ends in ick?
Dipstick.
What starts with an F and ends in uck?
Firetruck
what starts with C and ends in UNT?
Count.
What starts with ass and ends with hole?
Asshole.
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say...
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
REBLOG IF ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FEARS IS TO LOSE...
yeah-i-went-there:
rachelledale:
greatkirby:
#1 fear
:(
New Years Peach Drop
who is going to see the peach drop in Atlanta??
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying...
And I’m just sitting here like
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
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